moonblossom:

221cbakerstreet:

qwanderer:

thisisevenharderthannamingablog:

girl-farts:

kingcheddarxvii:

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

damn

Where does Marvel FIND these people?

Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”

surprisingly well done

If this doesn’t result in an AU where Hawkeye and Star-Lord decide to retire and open a salon together, I don’t know what we’re all doing with our lives.

pish-taco:

flirtations/compliments don’t mean much to cas. except when they’re from dean.

crowley-for-king:

adventuretime-with-teamfreewill:

nojointsfromdon:

thecapn:

wncst:

sam ‘freed’ lucifer

but let’s not forget that the first seal was broken by dean

#oh and that cas opened the panic room for sam to go kill lillith even though he knew that doing that would raise lucifer #come on now guys lets not blame sam for everything

the apocalypse was a group effort

teamwork

team free lucifer

*boss ass bitch plays in background*

edgebug:

sashayed:

silvermoon424:

poppypicklesticks:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

cosmicallycosmopolitan:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

james-winston:

The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhinoTitanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

I’m so glad they aren’t around

omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either

Praise natural selection

I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution

The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion

I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: “12 fucking feet?!?!  I’m fucking glad it’s extinct!” 

Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesn’t always have to be a bad thing!

And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore.

Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.

GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISN’T STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DON’T. WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THAT’S NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.

these are fucking kaiju the precursors sent to scope out the planet im fucking convinced

thefrogman:

10 Jobs For Wombats [video] [h/t: sizvivdeos]

sherlocksmyth:

hotbabysitter:

My name is Juliet Capulet and I’m 13 years young and I luv my bf Romeo so much we’re gunna get married i luv him so much& we just met hehe xD I wuld give my life for him!

That’s it. That’s the play.

clairvoyantsam:

Friendly reminder that at the end of this coming week we’re getting two brand new Supernatural sneak peeks :

Season 9 Gag Reel + Season 10 Scene  

(◑‿◐)

REJOICE

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ize-of-the-modern-age:

Trying to stay awake in class like

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danteogodofsoup:

Excellent storytelling

joanne-angel-of-pizza-n-pancakes:


I hope Lucifer is back in season 9 and this is how he convinces Sam to say yes.

Dean’s face in the background though 

joanne-angel-of-pizza-n-pancakes:

I hope Lucifer is back in season 9 and this is how he convinces Sam to say yes.

Dean’s face in the background though 

theboykingandhisknight:

qabriel:

wow sammy looks really sad here.

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don’t be sad

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that’s better.

That’s horrifying

lady-socrates:

alongcameatom:

daintylolihime:

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem and makes you a shitty person

lets be honest here how many parents do you think are on tumblr? 

the question is: 

how many FUTURE parents are on tumblr? At least some, and then it matters

HARRY POTTER ALPHABET → h
↳ hallowe’en

"By the time Hallowe’en arrived, Harry was regretting his rash promise to go to the deathday party. The rest of the school was happily anticipating their Hallowe’en feast; the Great Hall had been decorated with the usual live bats, Rubeus Hagrid’s vast pumpkins had been carved into lanterns large enough for three men to sit in, and there were rumours that Albus Dumbledore had booked a troupe of dancing skeletons for the entertainment."

billykaploser:

tumblr is currently a place for people not at comic-con to sit and wait for pictures of comic-con to be posted. then cry about how we are not at comic-con.  

"Nice Woman is Rejected Multiple Times. Does Not Gain Homicidal Urges."

potential Onion headline (via pansexualpagan)